$250 Seniors No Limit Hold’em (Re-Entry)
Level 3: Blinds 75/150
91 Entries

The Seniors not only have a wealth of poker experience, but they’ve got a lifetime of witty one-liners including:

“They should have started this tournament at 8 am.”
“We’re near the bathrooms for a reason.”
“Dinner break is at 4 pm for the early bird special”

And a new one we hadn’t heard before comes from Jonathan Marks (Weston, FL).

“We’re old, we need an extra card. I had AA and was looking for the R and the P,” says Marks.

An AARP reference is definitely new material, with Marks adding, “write whatever you want, we’re not going to remember what we said anyway.”