$120 + $30 No Limit Hold’em Double Stack Turbo

Blinds: 500/1K/100 ante

“I can’t even break tables fast enough to balance them,” said the floor after three players busted. In one hand. At one table. Yep, that’s how these turbos go. It’s almost like there is an event everyone needs to get to and they are just tossing their chips into the middle. 72 players remain.